Everything But …
The car engines kept exploding; in fact they were killing people.
While the engine manufacturers recognized that an engine was involved, they insisted the engines were not relevant to the problem.
So the companies making car doors reinforced their product, providing some protection if the engines exploded, which they continued to do. The stronger doors did not work.
Maybe if the tires were better, fatalities would be less. The newly fabricated tires had no impact.
Are the people who sell engines duly registered with the proper authorities. Not all, but a much higher percentage than before. The engines kept exploding anyway.
To be fair, there were a few people who ventured the opinion that the engines might be key to the problem. Their voices were somewhat on the quiet side as apparently to be critical of the engines was construed as being anti-science.
Driving lessons were made more rigorous, a good idea for sure given the rate of auto accidents.
And drivers were instructed to be more consistent on the octane of the gasoline they used.
Alas, the engines refused to stay unexploded.
Agreement was finally reached: make the steel stronger, and the windows, and the seat cushions. Require the brake to be depressed in order to press the Start button to turn on the car.
I’ll be darned if the engines did not keep exploding.
A group was formed, Victims of Exploding Engines. It traveled the country with its message of engine safety. Now a lot of people own cars obviously, which led to that persistent attitude people have about everything from airplane crashes to being robbed at the supermarket – it won’t happen to me. “So sorry about the demise of people you loved but I have other issues that I need to deal with, like why is my Amazon package not arriving on time.”
The engines just kept exploding, even when the federal government department in charge of auto safety issued a warning to all drivers.
FINALLY, FORMERLY QUIET VOICES BECAME LOUDER, RISING TO A CRESCENDO.
THEY SCREAMED “IT’S ABOUT THE ******* ENGINE!”
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Here is a partial list of the country’s response to mass school shootings:
Armed teachers … Bulletproof backpacks … Survivor manuals … Red Flag committees … Redesigned schools … More security officers at schools … Increased number of regulated gun dealers … Greater awareness of 3-D printed guns … Legal consequences for parents … Better reporting of bullying … More attention to the needs of understaffed rural schools … Increased number of relevant non-profit organizations … Greater frequency of op ed essays in leading publications … Increased scrutiny of the NRA’s governance structure … Intensive reading of the Constitution … Publicized comparisons of American shooting statistics with those of peers … Increased awareness that police departments need more training.
NEWSFLASH: IT’S ABOUT THE ******* GUNS!
RESPECT UNIVERSITY
Our phone number is 737-732-8968 (RespectYou). We answer the phone with a human voice, because it is a human. Better yet, come visit. We’re open 24/7; please bring your own coffee.
Respect University (RU) is located at 842 Peachtree Lane, Fredricksburg, Virginia 07683.
Surprise: RU knows that the cost of college is like a big deal to you.
In analyzing university website information, an unemployed Ph.D candidate calculated there were 4,874,123 possible combinations of student situations and financial variations.
RU takes a different approach. Because it wants you to learn with us, sleep with us, eat with us, and have fun with us, we are simplifying the numbers.
This is what it costs the RU student taking the standard five-course regimen: $60,000 per year.
Please keep reading to understand this number and how it is to be financed. Patience.
Note: the figure above is THE number. It includes your fine education, a decent room, and edible food; there are NO other costs, no bogus fees dreamed up by anal accountants.
What about health insurance you quickly ask? Good question. If you give us money for that purpose, we keep none of it. It all goes to the rapacious insurance company and is therefore not part of the cost of being a student at RU.
Strong suggestion: you should secure your own health insurance coverage so that the number remains a zero in the above $60,000 figure.
OK, no way are you going to write a check for $60,000 to attend our wonderful university. Correct. Here is what you are going to pay and where the money comes from:
The RU Scholarship: $10,000. Not to be repaid.
Outside Scholarship: $4,000 Not to be repaid.
Pell Grant: $8,000 Not to be repaid.
State Grant: $6,000 Not to be repaid.
Federal Loans $6,000 To be repaid after you graduate.
Private Loans $6,000 To be repaid based on the loan terms
Family $20,000 To be repaid with undying love and by graduating
After you have completed three years at RU and are a student in good standing – you’ve paid your bills, are on track to graduate at the end of year four and have not done anything outstandingly stupid, your fourth year will be FREE.
RU offers 24 majors. In semesters one, two, and three, every RU student takes the same courses. Semester four is comprised of introductory courses relevant to a student’s major. Semesters five through eight are all about the student’s major.
A professor is assigned to each student when they enroll at RU. That professor will be your mentor, counselor, advisor, and confidante. Yes, if the match is documentably horrible, it will be switched.
RU has no adjunct professors; all its professors are on three-year renewable contracts.
There are no fraternities or sororities at RU. RU has no offices and clubs that are staffed so we can pontificate about different issues. Instead, RU encourages students to form the types of associations they want.
RU offers four sports: tennis, volleyball, basketball and indoor soccer. They share a single large gym (yes, it’s a complicated schedule). The mixture of genders in each sport is solely a function of what students decide. RU is not part of the NCAA and normally does not compete with other schools.
RU does not believe in throwing smoke about future job success. As the noted scholar
Yogi Berra said, “It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.”
What RU does believe is that its graduates will lead fruitful lives. And when you brag about earning your diploma at Respect University, we will try not to blush.
P.S. If your immediate reaction is to think about various what ifs (if my mom brings me food, can you knock something off the price of RU; if I commute and don’t need a dorm), you are putting yourself in a different mental place than the student we are seeking. The latter is a person who wants to be with us full-time, who – if necessary – will learn some flexibility. In all likelihood, the incoming student will have been a bit coddled growing up (not you of course, but maybe your friend and definitely your roommate), a character flaw (of your parents actually) which either will be rectified here or you will be less than totally happy. At Respect University, we want joy, coupled with rigor.
A Callous Country
It is difficult to succinctly summarize the prior Negative Data Observations. Below is my emotional take, some of which connects to specifics in the three parts of NDO; some of which would require extended essays.
What is the common message in the following attitudes: resistance to gun reform legislation, non-differentiated approach to COVID, no continuous substantive restraints on social media, acceptance of minimal educational standards, obliviousness to the economic consequences of single parent births, excessive cost of college?
Answer: we really do not care about children, especially if they are not white or are not affluent.
Negative Data Observations: Part Three
(7) Erosion in the American Dream.
*Can anyone who works hard get ahead regardless of background? 2012: 53%, 2016: 48%, 2023: 36%. The latter number drops to 28% when the poll respondent is under 50. It also drops to 28% when the respondent is a woman.
*Will you earn more than your parents: 55%, down from a peak of 62%.
*Will you get a professional degree: 47% expectation, down from 56% in 2000.
*Perhaps relatedly, 47% of adults younger than 50 say “no kids.” In 2018, it was 37%.
In a worldwide survey, 40% agreed that it is “hard to have hope.”
(8) Poverty in the United States seems impervious to substantive change.
*For the last sixty years, it has been in the 10-15% range.
*The current poverty threshold for a one parent/two kid situation is $23.578. For two parents/two kids, it is $29,678.
Definitions of poverty are subject to much interpretation; in turn, the overall topic of welfare and how it is administered is integral to the discussion of Universal Basic Income.
Negative Data Observations: Part Two
(4) Two huge costs.
*Healthcare insurance more than four times what it cost in 2000.
A brutally expensive category that cries out for systemic policy changes.
*Apartment rents in the past 20 years up 135% compared with personal income up 77%.
*Number of rental units under $600/month: 7.2 million compared with 9.4 million in 2022.
*Median age of a first time home buyer is 36; in 1981, it was 29.
More corporate ownership of apartments and more higher income renters add to upward pressure on rents.
(5) The USA has leadership in many of the ways a person can die.
*Gun-related homicides are 22x those of European Union countries.
*Car crashes are 4x those of Germany.
*With 330 million population, it has 70,000 overdose deaths; European Union, with 440 million, has 5,800.
*An American is 2x as likely to die from a fire.
*The USA has 2x the deaths of those under 15 years of age.
There is something seriously wrong with American society and, inter alia, the total triumph of individualism over community, despite people giving loud lip service to the latter as a desired societal characteristic.
(6) People are more anxious.
*27% have relevant symptoms, more than triple that of five years ago.
An upward trend existed before the pandemic; there is also more recognition of symptoms.
*Adding to anxiety: sales of AR-15 guns exceeded 1.8 million in 2023; in 2006, the number was 400,000.
On average, every American has a gun; mass shootings continue. Legislative reform, and judicial support thereof, is needed. The majority, but the mere mention of NRA opposition makes cowards of politicians.
*Below a Bachelor’s degree, the impact of AI could be 50%; with a Bachelor’s, 30%.
AI is a relatively new addition to the list of anxiety producers. Estimates vary widely, but the anticipated job loss in certain categories from the impact of AI could be 25-50%.
*Gen Z is 28% in favor of either a democracy or a dictatorship. The Silent Generation is 98% pro-democracy.
*90% of young people are unlikely to join the military.
A transition toward wanting a strong leader (left or right) who will dictate to us seems evident.
*Coupled with anxiety is a “who cares” attitude. Only 70% of people respond to the conventional population survey, compared with 90% in 2014.
*In 1994, 6% had distaste for both political parties; the number is 27%.
Closely connected to the absence of any belief in control is stopping out of the political process.
*The health impact of loneliness is equivalent to smoking 15 cigarettes a day and greater than the impact of six alcoholic drinks per day.
I failed to note how the researchers figured these data points out, but there is intuitive directional logic to their conclusions. Next they must calibrate the distinction between living alone and loneliness.
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Negative Data Observations: Part One
(1) It starts with the family.
*1980: 77% of children lived with married parents; today, it is less than 60%. Some 25% of children live in a one-parent home; this is a higher percentage than any country with relevant data.
It is difficult to detect anything positive from these data.
*62% of white children living in poverty areas have fathers mostly present; 4% of black children are in a similar situation.
It is easy to claim racism and end the discussion; the broader view would talk about drug laws, housing regulations, highway construction, childcare and family formation.
(2) How do young people spend their time and the results thereof.
*54 minutes per day on TikTok, 49 on YouTube, 33 on Instagram, 31 on Facebook.
This seemingly ties to anxiety, to low readership, to disappointing educational outcomes.
*If not proficient in reading by grade three, six times less likely to finish high school. Approximately one-third of students up to and including high schoolers are proficient.
*In 2010, 37% of 6-17 year-olds read for pleasure; today the number is 28% (46% for 6-8 year-olds, 18% for 12-17 year-olds).
*White adults spend 0.29 hours per day reading, more than double that of blacks and Hispanics. 38% of white teenagers are constantly on-line; 54% of blacks, 55% of HIspanics.
It is hard to discern anything positive in these trends. (Ironically, a recent uptick in digital reading is attributed to TikTok.)
*ACT scores in 2022 were 19.5 out of 36, with declines in every section; this is a 30-year low.
All standardized tests produce a similar conclusion. P.S. K-12 attendance currently is down, test scores are as noted, yet GPAs are up. Coddling anyone?
*Of 100 college enrollees, 60 will graduate; 20 will be chronically underemployed.
*42% say college is worth it, 56% say no; a reversal from the 2017 response.
The data connect to a series of factors, beginning with the absurd cost of college and the attendant debt.
(3) Where do people get their news.
*TikTok is around 30% for those 18-29; 3% for those over 65.
*The number of newsroom employees, all categories, was down 57% in 2020 (versus 2004), probably worse today..
Instant news gratification is predominantly, shallow, non-nuanced.
Negative Data Observations: Introduction
In the January to June 2024 timeframe, I collected a series of data points from articles and op ed pieces published in the Wall Street Journal, New York Times, and USA Facts. Being in somewhat of a negative frame of mind these days, it is not surprising that the resulting observations matched my mood. The format for what will be a string of blogs is as follows: an overall heading pertinent to the connected data points, the data points, and an observation.
I would welcome an analogous set of data points that could be lumped under the heading of positive trends; sorry, the stock market rise does not count unless you are willing to deeply analyze its positives and negatives.
Not here, but in the ensuing blogs, there is an implicit (and unanswered) on-going question: which factors are foundational, which are consequences; how do you separate causation and correlation. You may properly ask how often is the country’s racial history embedded in the data point. If you eventually believe that change is necessary for any of the data point factors, you may ask where does the necessary motivation come from.
Green and Orange
For a really long period, Green has looked down on Orange, kicking it out of town whenever it needed somebody to blame for whatever was troubling Green. Orange would move to wherever, only to find the seemingly nice Green neighbor down the road required little provocation, none actually, to become un-nice.
But time passed and it seemed that maybe things would be almost okay. Unfortunately, when Orange and Green thought they were about to collaborate on progress toward real peace, someone would intervene, aggressively, and Orange and Green would be forced to return to their respective tribes without any resolution.
Eventually, Orange had this idea that maybe it would be good to have a place that was basically all Orange in terms of governance structure. They got in the ear of some Green personnel who had experience in drawing lines on maps for different countries, all of them a great distance away from where the decision-makers were having tea.
It’s true of course, for Orange to have its own abode, the land would have to be removed from ownership by Green. Whatever. Orange’s long and deep sense of its own history identified the appropriate spot, and with the support of enough Greens to do the transaction, it was done.
Unsurprisingly, those within the overall Green universe who were similar in their taste for tea but otherwise unmoved by the case for an independent Orange, were somewhat irritated.
Over the years since the creation of a home for Orange, there have been a bunch of attempts to hold hands and sing “We are the World,” but history has repeated itself: somebody would fire away and then it was back to the “us vs. them” dilemma which has plagued civilization, especially Green and Orange. The latter had the better of it when it came to physical interaction, even adding to the geographical scope of Orange, ticking off Green even more.
It has not helped matters that some in the Green community have been open, even in their textbooks, in advocating for the complete elimination of Orange, a strategy previously attempted elsewhere at great cost and with mixed results.
So it is fair to describe the Green-Orange relationship as somewhat on the tense side.
Finally it happened: some extreme Greens decided to act out, in rather obscene fashion I might add, with Orange of course being the target. In response, Orange’s leadership flipped, figuratively repeating the famous movie line: “I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it any longer.”
Orange went after Green big-time. In the eyes of some, ultimately they did not appear overly concerned with collateral damage if Green persisted in putting its bad guys, women and children in the same location that Orange wanted to erase.
Alas, it would appear that the wounds are now so deep, the identification of moral high ground so tenuous, the ability to remember atrocities so ingrained that it will be a very long time, if ever, before Green and Orange will be able to sit and have a conversation steeped in mutual trust and good tea.
P.S. At various points in the saga of Green and Orange, but not recently (she has passed away), a certain Ms. Henrietta Szold was involved.
She was an interesting blend: bright; multilingual; a traditionalist –in her mind, but not in actuality –as to the role of a woman; a pragmatist: able to size up situations as to what needed to be done and how to make it happen; a poor public speaker yet able to speak effectively to an audience of those interested in the direction she was proposing; a disappointed non-Mother: her one chance at marriage and abiding love, in her mind anyway, thwarted by a professor who in retrospect regarded her as only an intelligent friend, finding his happiness in the arms of a much younger female.
Szold’s adherence to one branch of Orange, albeit an extremely important one, led her to believe that the language unique to Orange should be required of all those in leadership positions. She was fearful of a slippery slope, that those who differed with her philosophy would ultimately lose the sense of what made them Orange.
If she were alive to comment on the current horror show between Green and Orange, she might say, with tears falling down her cheek, that her early dream of bi-nationalism was no longer even worth mentioning. And she would be rallying nurses, doctors, and anybody else who could provide help for those injured in the latest chapter of the Green-Orange relationship.
A Unique Diet
Ice Cream, Basketball, and Parking: Components of a Diet
Barnes & Noble has shelves which carry approximately three dozen varieties of diet programs, none of which are sustainable. It does not yet have a copy of the ICBP book which provides the detail behind this unique diet.
It’s probably only a rumor that Amazon is so annoyed at not having ICBP on its shopping list that it has sent spies to every relevant place in the country. As is its common business practice, it then would copy the dietary approach and offer it under the Amazon label. Jeff needs the money.
While there is no special logic behind the different components of this diet, here are guidelines in various categories for the prospective weight-loser to consider.
Note it is incumbent on the individual to expand the entries next to each descriptor.
Never: bacon, French fries, soft drinks
Not available at home: cakes, pies, cookies
Almost never: bread, beer (Friday/Saturday night exemptions) pancakes, rice
Okay away from home: wine, especially on special occasions
50-50 situations (you know, a touch of discipline): dark chocolate bars, chicken, crackers, peanut butter, nuts, cottage cheese, beef, coffee
Always: fruits, vegetables, plain yogurt, granola (not the sugary kind), salmon, water, green (or some other color) tea
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I know the suspense is killing you! You want a bit of elucidation about the ground rules, the logic behind ICBP, or at least the operative reasoning, or at least the detail. After all, adhering to ICBP in a three-month period resulted in the loss of five pounds, accomplished without any use of drugs.
The ice cream is consumed before 6pm; the quantity is three teaspoons, no more. Pile on any variety of fruits and nuts to make it even more delicious and nutritious. Why the ice cream – it brings fun and a change of mouth feel to what can be a dullish eating regimen, assuming you follow the above menu that is.
The basketball commitment is a weekly dictate: two mornings per week, two hours each. It is good for the soul, for the body, for an outlook on life – and it makes you more likely to follow a diet: you want to be ready for that next run with the guys.
Distant parking will irritate everybody in your car, so be ready for some bitching and moaning when you pass up numerous open spots to ensure yourself of a lengthy walk to your destination. Check the obesity rate in Europe, where walking is a more normal activity, engaged in on a regular basis.
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Ah yes, there is an analytical question: which factor on the ICBP menu is a cause of something happening and which is simply a correlation. I have no idea, which means still another subject to be left to high-priced experts, whether they be trim or possessing of a soft belly.
When your doctor lights up a cigarette or that heart organization representative orders a cheeseburger and soft drink for lunch or your dinner guest proclaims his allegiance to a diet while munching on his French fries, what’s a layman to think!
Might as well try the ICBP diet. P.S. it’s free, as least until it goes viral.
Curiosity Survey
SUMMARY OF RESPONSES
Data are the percentage of responses in each quartile.
From left to right, the quartiles are 0-25%, 26-50%, 51-75%, and over 75%.
Comments are by the survey’s author, Bob.
What % believe that if any person works hard, they can move ahead in life? 0 30 35 35
Comment: Responses were more optimistic than other polls.
What % of billionaires would fund non-profit, healthy food market in public housing project? 70 25 0 5
Comment: Responses were appropriately cynical.
What % of people will buy the newest iPhone? 10 35 45 10
Comment: The name and the product are hard to resist.
If Trump is elected, what are the chances that there is an increase in violent deaths? 30 40 20 10
Comment: Responses mirror widespread nervousness compared with a normal election.
If zoning laws okay, what % of homeowners would invite homeless to build tiny house there? 95 5 0 0
Comment: An appropriate recognition of hypocrisy.
In a gated community, what % of residents would vote in favor of greater ethnic diversity? 70 25 0 5
Comment: Self-selection in the polling group might be at work here.
What % of contributors to environmental groups are owners of multiple residences and cars? 15 15 50 20
Comment: An appropriate recognition of hypocrisy.
What % think that racial tensions are declining? 60 35 5 0
Comment: Major changes in society are needed.
What % of people are upset about income equality? 10 30 35 25
Comment: Appropriate recognition that this is a real issue.
What % of NY Times Board would invite border crosser to live in their home until legal? 95 0 5 0
Comment: Appropriate recognition of hypocrisy.
If Biden is elected, what are the chances that there is an increase in violent deaths? 50 25 15 10
Comment: Slightly less fear than if Trump is elected, but still apparent nervousness.
What % of music executives would reject a song full of obscenities? 75 15 0 10
Comment: The drive for profits beats other considerations.
What % of adults are comfortable talking about mental health issues? 50 40 5 5
Comment: Surprised at the distribution; trend seems more in the direction of open discussion.
What % of voters believe the upcoming Presidential election is the worst match-up ever? 5 10 35 50
Comment: Maybe only historians believe it should be the right hand boxl
What % of Hollywood exes would reject a violent movie because they favor of gun reform? 95 5 0 0
Comment: The drive for profits beats other considerations.
What % of people change their minds after learning more about the facts of a subject? 35 55 10 0
Comment: The responses seem accurate, and they are quite disturbing.
What % or college graduates are in jobs consistent with their degree/major? 30 65 5 0
Comment: This brings additional fuel to the debate about higher education.
What % of adults believe the American medical system must be drastically changed? 15 35 20 30
Comment: Surprised at the distribution; the trend is toward a belief that change is mandatory.
What % of parents of school-age children would advocate for higher teacher salaries? 15 30 35 20
Comment: This should be a box four, with the proviso that teachers be held accountable.
What % of adults believe the planet will look completely different in 50 years? 15 35 15 35
Comment: Reading the standard futuristic book would suggest too much optimism in this distribution.
Data on Respondents: Age Under 30: 25% 30-50: 35% Over 50: 40%
Highest education degree attained: Associates: 5% Bachelor’s: 65% Master’s: 20% PhD: 10%
Married? Yes: 50% No: 50% Children? Yes: 45% No: 55%